Emerson Middle School is the Illuminati (Samson's 5th blog)

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Since I am not currently with my Shakespeare company, I do not know what is going on. Thus i will take the time to explain how our school is the Illuminati. How you ask? Emerson Middle school is now a charter school. A charter is also a boat. Emerson Middle school is now a charter school. A charter is also a boat. You know what boats do? Sink in the Bermuda triangle. You know what else is a triangle? That's right! Italy. Italy fought in World War 2. Germany also fought in world war 2. Anne Frank hid in basements from the Nazis in Germany. Emerson middle school also has a basement. Don't you think its a little suspicious that both Houses in Germany and our school have basements? I thought so. What does Anne Frank have to do with the Illuminati? Anne Frank has 9 letters. Bumfuzzle also has 9 letters. Bumfuzzle is worth 34 scrabble points. You know what else has 34 letters? That's right! Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism. This word was created by Fuller Albright. Fuller Albright was born in the year 1901. 9 + 1 + 0 + 1 = 11. You know what else has 11 letters? That's right! Adolf Hitler. Hitler controlled the Nazis. Joseph Goebbels was a Nazi. Joseph has 6 letters. You know what else has 6 letters? That's right! Monkey. What do monkeys have to do with Emerson middle school being the Illuminati? Let's go deeper. North Korea and monkey both have one thing in common: The letter O. Obama starts with O. Kim Jong Un called Obama a monkey. Monkeys have 4 limbs. Obama also has 4 limbs. 4 + 4 = 8. You know what has 8 letters? That's right! Basement. BOTH EMERSON AND GERMANY HAVE BASEMENTS. DON'T YOU think it's a little suspicious that these locations both have basements? I thought so. Emerson students went to a baseball game once. The Dodgers are a baseball team. The dodgers have been in two locations. 6/2 is 3. There are 3 sides to a triangle. The Illuminati is also a triangle. Emerson = Illuminati confirmed.ow what boats do? Sink in the Bermuda triangle. You know what else is a triangle? That's right! Italy. Italy fought in World War 2. Germany also fought in world war 2. Anne Frank hid in basements from the Nazis in Germany. Emerson middle school also has a basement. Don't you think its a little suspicious that both Houses in Germany and our school have basements? I thought so. What does Anne Frank have to do with the Illuminati? Anne Frank has 9 letters. Bumfuzzle also has 9 letters. Bumfuzzle is worth 34 scrabble points. You know what else has 34 letters? That's right! Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism. This word was created by Fuller Albright. Fuller Albright was born in the year 1901. 9 + 1 + 0 + 1 = 11. You know what else has 11 letters? That's right! Adolf Hitler. Hitler controlled the Nazis. Joseph Goebbels was a Nazi. Joseph has 6 letters. You know what else has 6 letters? That's right! Monkey. What do monkeys have to do with Emerson middle school being the Illuminati? Let's go deeper. North Korea and monkey both have one thing in common: The letter O. Obama starts with O. Kim Jong Un called Obama a monkey. Monkeys have 4 limbs. Obama also has 4 limbs. 4 + 4 = 8. You know what has 8 letters? That's right! Basement. BOTH EMERSON AND GERMANY HAVE BASEMENTS. DON'T YOU think it's a little suspicious that these locations both have basements? I thought so. Emerson students went to a baseball game once. The Dodgers are a baseball team. The dodgers have been in two locations. 6/2 is 3. There are 3 sides to a triangle. The Illuminati is also a triangle. Emerson = Illuminati confirmed. I wasn't listening to Pradeep's group presentation. Whoops. One of the longest blogs. Tai is BUMFUZZLED because he cant read "backwards" (which doesn't make sense because nothing was backwards. What he should have said is that he can't read upside down). Only hearing bits and pieces of the presentations, the plot is lost on me, which means I will actually have to read the book. Sitting next to donuts and not eating the donuts is the second hardest thing anyone will ever do, right after wheelchair rugby. Twelfth. Fth. this only seems to bother me.